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lilhachi

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i love it cant wait until theres more controls

thnk u

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Listen, I love ritz and all, since its the game that inspired me to start a fresh newgrounds account after accidentally remembering my old one, and because it led me 2 finding ninjamuffin which gave me my "I played fnf the day it came out lol" bragging rights, BUT THIS GAME IS A FUCKING SCAM. After SO SO many longggg months of knowing about and playing this game, I decided that i'd finally go for the full stomach medal. Everything was fine & I got 56 pieces of cheese until i realized I DIDNT GET MY GOT DAMN MEDAL?!?!? i tried EVERYTHING and struggled SO FUCKING HARD to round up those damned cheese crumbs. JUST for the medal to not even come into my clutches... I was pissed. But, I decided to try again. While I was re-attempting, it came to my immediate attention that there were not 56 TOTAL CHEESES (as the medal description states), but FIFTY SEVEN!??! WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO PULL?!?!? i was shocked. Not even, actually. shocked is wayy too big of an understatement. i was AGHAST, APPALLED, DISMAYED, ASTONISHED, and HEAVILY OFFENDED, to say the very least. I truly hope a mistake as terrible as this one is never seen in ANY game on this god-forsaken website EVER again. thankfully past all my hardships I ended up receiving my medal, though. HOWEVER, AND YES, HOW-FUCKING-EVER... IT WAS AFTER I WENT THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF **YET AGAIN** NOT COLLECTING JUST SIMPLY FIFTY SIX BUT FIFTY SEVEN GOD DAMN CHEESE FLAKES. and the worst part is.. I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO?!?! When I went to check if i FINALLY got the reward I deserved and so desperately desired, I REALIZED IT HAD BEEN GIVEN TO ME 8 HOURS PRIOR?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCKK ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO DO TO MW. WHY DOES EVEYRONE HATE ME WHY IS EVERYONE AGANST ME IM SUCH A NICE FUCKING GUY I DONT FESERVE THIS SHIT I JUST WNANA EAT CHEESE AS A LITETL RAT AND I DONT DESEVRE TO PUT UP WITH THESE DUMB SCENARIOS THEY STRESS ME THE FUCK OUT AND IM DONE OK. LIKE LAST NIGHT I GOT SLIME STUCK IN MY DAMN BED SHEETS AND I GOT KICKED OUT A DISCORD SERVER FOR SAYINF DIE TO SOMEONE THEN WHEN THEY CONFRONTED ME I REPLIED WITH "notice how the world is still spinning" OK AND I JUST HEALED FROM CORONA VIRUS. AND MY CRUSH DOESNT LOVE ME BACK.. OH AND SOMEONE CALLED MY HAND-CRAFTED WOOD MINION STUPID WHICH RESULTED IN ME HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN AND CRYING FOR 10 MINUTES STRIGHT. PLUS IM FAILING ALL MY CLASSES BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY SPENDING TIME WITH OTHER PEOPLE WHILE I SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON MY DAMN WORK. OHH MY FUCKING GOD AND AS IM WRITING THIS A BEE JUST FLEW INTO MY DAMN ROOM AND EARLIER I FELT REALLY GUILTY BECAUSE I FOUND AN AIG (egg) THAT FELL OUT OF A BIRDS NEST AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF THIS FUCKING THING SO NOW ITS GONNA DIE??? OK SO I DIDNT NEED THIS RIGHT MOW. ONE STAR. NO, HALF A STAR. HALF A FUCKING STAR. YOUR GAME DOESNT EVEN DESERVE A FULL STAR FOR WAHT ITS DONE TO ME. GOODBYE.

Tl;dr : Swag ass game, amazing gameplay , Dope music & addicting to play but that's no surprise considering it came from these four <3 , showed some of my friends a bit ago we luv the little fella :]
Sincerely, hachi 2k21

feels like some of these reviews are a little too harsh hehe this is adorable!! it isnt supposed to be some perfect game its just a little thing for pixel day and i think its amazing :]
the constructive criticism is nice but i jus think its a little extra thats all,,,, i rlly enjoyed this game bc of the visuals but the concept as a whole is very very cute n simple!! if ure reading this then i hope u know that at least sum1 out there loves ur stuff <33

CYBERSPIT responds:

This is so freaking sweet :””” thank you so much!!! You are so nice and this made me smile :> thank you this made my day!!!! <3

luv it

fuck this game

CyanHarvi responds:

lmao

cute <3

stunninf

love this game so bad

strike one

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